- My mother climbed out first.
- Sixty-four. Silver bob. A pale pink cardigan. Smiling like she’d come to deliver a birthday cake.
- “Surprise!” she said. She opened her arms wide. “We thought we’d spend the week with you!”
- Behind her, Melissa was already opening the trunk of the minivan.
- Thirty-five. Three years younger than me. Blonde. Pretty. In leggings and an oversized Clemson sweatshirt. She didn’t look at me. She was looking at the house.
- Her husband climbed out of the driver’s side. Ben. Forty. A high school chemistry teacher from outside Atlanta. Tall. Quiet. Glasses. He looked tired and uncomfortable. He gave me a small wave.
- Their two kids stumbled out onto the gravel.
- Poppy, eight. Long blonde hair. In pajamas with cartoon foxes on them. Clutching a stuffed rabbit.
- And Jonah, five. Curly brown hair. Half asleep. Clutching a stuffed shark.
- Then came the luggage.
- Four enormous suitcases. Hard-shell. Matching. The big ones. The kind you take on a two-week trip to Europe.
- Two heavy Yeti coolers.
- A folding crib, even though nobody in the family was young enough to need a crib.
- Beach chairs. Plastic buckets. Shovels. Boogie boards. A beach umbrella. Toys. Grocery bags. A box of wine. A case of Diet Coke.
- Enough supplies to occupy a small vacation rental for a month.
- I looked at the luggage.
- Then I looked at my mother.
- “You didn’t call,” I said.
- “Oh, sweetheart.” My mother waved her hand. “Don’t make a big thing of it.”
- My father appeared beside her.
- Sixty-eight. Retired insurance adjuster. Tall. Broad. Gray buzz cut. A windbreaker zipped up to his chin. He walked around the front of the Pilot and stood next to my mother with his hands on his hips.
- He looked at my house.
- He looked at me.
- “Family doesn’t need reservations,” he said.
- I remember staring at him.
- “Actually,” I said, “when it’s somebody else’s house, they do.”
- He gave me that look.
- The look. The one I’ve been getting since I was six. Head tilted. Lips pressed together. Eyebrows raised. Paternal disappointment.
- “Still so sensitive,” he said.
- Within an hour, my peaceful house looked like a crowded airport terminal.
- Melissa claimed my premium guest suite before I’d even offered anybody a bedroom.
- She walked straight through the front door. Past me. Down the hall. She opened the door to the guest suite. The one with the private deck. The one I rent for three hundred and fifty dollars a night.
- “Oh, this is nice,” she said. “Ben! Bring our bags in here!”
- She dragged the children’s bags into my office.
- My private office. The room at the end of the hall with the door I always keep closed. My desk. My two monitors. My filing cabinet with confidential client files. Contracts. Financial records. A nondisclosure agreement for a project I was working on for a shipping company in Norfolk.
- She dumped Poppy’s backpack on my desk. Jonah’s bag of toys on my chair. A plastic dinosaur rolled off the desk and hit the floor.
- “The kids can sleep in here,” she said. “On the floor. We brought sleeping bags.”
- Ben carried in the coolers without making eye contact.
- He set them in the kitchen. He opened one. It was full of hot dogs and juice boxes and string cheese and a bottle of tequila.
- He looked at me. Just for a second.
- “I’m sorry,” he said quietly.
- Then he went back out to the car.
- My mother started opening cupboards.
- Every single one. In my kitchen. One after another. Looking at my plates. My glasses. My coffee mugs. My spices.
- “Oh, these are lovely,” she said. Holding up one of my hand-thrown ceramic bowls from a potter in Ocracoke. “Where’d you get these? Are they expensive?”
- My father changed the television channel.
- He didn’t ask. He walked into my living room, sat down on my couch, picked up my remote, and turned on the TV. He flipped through the channels until he found a baseball game. The Braves. He turned it up.
- And Melissa somehow found a rare bottle of wine.
- It was in a cabinet in the dining room. A small cabinet I’d thought was locked. It wasn’t. The latch was sticky. I’d never fixed it.
- Inside were six bottles. Special bottles. Gifts from clients. From my old business partner. From the Tidewater board when we sold.
- Melissa found the best one.
- A 2005 Château Margaux. My business partner gave it to me the day we signed the sale. He said, Save this for something that matters.
- I’d been saving it for two years.
- Melissa opened it with my corkscrew.
- She poured herself a generous glass. To the top. Like a glass of iced tea.

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