My Sister Woke Me Up at 5 A.M. Demanding Breakfast, but What She Did Next Made Me Teach Her a Lesson

  • My mother climbed out first.
  • Sixty-four. Silver bob. A pale pink cardigan. Smiling like she’d come to deliver a birthday cake.
  • “Surprise!” she said. She opened her arms wide. “We thought we’d spend the week with you!”

  • Behind her, Melissa was already opening the trunk of the minivan.
  • Thirty-five. Three years younger than me. Blonde. Pretty. In leggings and an oversized Clemson sweatshirt. She didn’t look at me. She was looking at the house.
  • Her husband climbed out of the driver’s side. Ben. Forty. A high school chemistry teacher from outside Atlanta. Tall. Quiet. Glasses. He looked tired and uncomfortable. He gave me a small wave.
  • Their two kids stumbled out onto the gravel.
  • Poppy, eight. Long blonde hair. In pajamas with cartoon foxes on them. Clutching a stuffed rabbit.
  • And Jonah, five. Curly brown hair. Half asleep. Clutching a stuffed shark.

  • Then came the luggage.

  • Four enormous suitcases. Hard-shell. Matching. The big ones. The kind you take on a two-week trip to Europe.
  • Two heavy Yeti coolers.
  • A folding crib, even though nobody in the family was young enough to need a crib.
  • Beach chairs. Plastic buckets. Shovels. Boogie boards. A beach umbrella. Toys. Grocery bags. A box of wine. A case of Diet Coke.
  • Enough supplies to occupy a small vacation rental for a month.

  • I looked at the luggage.
  • Then I looked at my mother.
  • “You didn’t call,” I said.

  • “Oh, sweetheart.” My mother waved her hand. “Don’t make a big thing of it.”

  • My father appeared beside her.
  • Sixty-eight. Retired insurance adjuster. Tall. Broad. Gray buzz cut. A windbreaker zipped up to his chin. He walked around the front of the Pilot and stood next to my mother with his hands on his hips.
  • He looked at my house.
  • He looked at me.
  • “Family doesn’t need reservations,” he said.

  • I remember staring at him.
  • “Actually,” I said, “when it’s somebody else’s house, they do.”

  • He gave me that look.
  • The look. The one I’ve been getting since I was six. Head tilted. Lips pressed together. Eyebrows raised. Paternal disappointment.
  • “Still so sensitive,” he said.

  • Within an hour, my peaceful house looked like a crowded airport terminal.

  • Melissa claimed my premium guest suite before I’d even offered anybody a bedroom.
  • She walked straight through the front door. Past me. Down the hall. She opened the door to the guest suite. The one with the private deck. The one I rent for three hundred and fifty dollars a night.
  • “Oh, this is nice,” she said. “Ben! Bring our bags in here!”

  • She dragged the children’s bags into my office.
  • My private office. The room at the end of the hall with the door I always keep closed. My desk. My two monitors. My filing cabinet with confidential client files. Contracts. Financial records. A nondisclosure agreement for a project I was working on for a shipping company in Norfolk.
  • She dumped Poppy’s backpack on my desk. Jonah’s bag of toys on my chair. A plastic dinosaur rolled off the desk and hit the floor.
  • “The kids can sleep in here,” she said. “On the floor. We brought sleeping bags.”

  • Ben carried in the coolers without making eye contact.
  • He set them in the kitchen. He opened one. It was full of hot dogs and juice boxes and string cheese and a bottle of tequila.
  • He looked at me. Just for a second.
  • “I’m sorry,” he said quietly.
  • Then he went back out to the car.

  • My mother started opening cupboards.
  • Every single one. In my kitchen. One after another. Looking at my plates. My glasses. My coffee mugs. My spices.
  • “Oh, these are lovely,” she said. Holding up one of my hand-thrown ceramic bowls from a potter in Ocracoke. “Where’d you get these? Are they expensive?”

  • My father changed the television channel.
  • He didn’t ask. He walked into my living room, sat down on my couch, picked up my remote, and turned on the TV. He flipped through the channels until he found a baseball game. The Braves. He turned it up.

  • And Melissa somehow found a rare bottle of wine.

  • It was in a cabinet in the dining room. A small cabinet I’d thought was locked. It wasn’t. The latch was sticky. I’d never fixed it.
  • Inside were six bottles. Special bottles. Gifts from clients. From my old business partner. From the Tidewater board when we sold.
  • Melissa found the best one.
  • A 2005 Château Margaux. My business partner gave it to me the day we signed the sale. He said, Save this for something that matters.
  • I’d been saving it for two years.
  • Melissa opened it with my corkscrew.
  • She poured herself a generous glass. To the top. Like a glass of iced tea.

     >>>PART 3

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