We Bought Aunt June’s House So Dad Would Never Be Homeless, Then He Announced His Girlfriend and Her Grown Sons Were Moving In for Free

  • For a long minute, nobody moved.
  • The engine idled. A few leaves blew across the driveway and under the truck. Somewhere down the street, a dog was barking at something.
  • Then Mom lifted her coffee mug. Just a little. Not a toast. Not a joke. Just the way you’d lift a hand to a neighbor you didn’t know very well.
  • Inside the house, I heard Dad’s boots cross the kitchen floor.
  • The screen door banged behind me. Dad came out onto the porch in his barn coat and stood at the top of the steps. He didn’t come down.
  • “Dennis,” Tammy said.
  • Her voice was very calm. That’s what got me. I’d heard her laugh loud at things that weren’t funny, but I’d never heard her this calm.
  • “Who is that on the swing?”
  • “That’s Linda,” Dad said.
  • “Your ex-wife.”
  • “Yes.”
  • “What is she doing on your porch at eight o’clock in the morning with a cup of coffee?”
  • Dad took a breath. I watched him do it. I watched him decide, right there in front of all of us, whether or not to lie.
  • “It’s her porch, Tammy,” he said.
  • Tammy didn’t move.
  • “She owns half the house,” Dad said. “Shane owns the other half. I don’t own any of it. Not one board. I’ve lived here free for six years because the two of them bought it so I’d have somewhere to go. I should have told you that in March.”
  • Tammy didn’t say anything.
  • “She moved in yesterday,” Dad went on. “Front bedroom. Her lease was up. It was always supposed to be hers when she retired. I knew that. I just didn’t let myself think about it.”
  • “You told me this was your house,” Tammy said.
  • “I know I did.”
  • “I have two grown boys sleeping on my sister’s floor with a German shepherd,” Tammy said. Her voice was still calm, but her hands were tight on the steering wheel. “I gave notice at my place. I paid $340 for this truck. I told my sister we’d be out of her hair by tonight.”
  • “I know.”
  • Mom stood up off the swing.
  • I thought for a second she was going to say something hard. I braced myself for it. But she didn’t.
  • She walked to the porch rail and set her coffee down on it.
  • “Tammy, honey,” she said. “I am sorry. He should have told you. That’s not on you, and it’s not on your boys. If you want to come in and have a cup of coffee and figure this out, the pot’s on.”
  • Tammy looked at her for a long time.
  • Then she shook her head. Slow.
  • “No, ma’am,” she said. “Thank you. But I’m not moving my boys into a house with a man’s ex-wife in the front bedroom. I’m 58 years old. I’ve done enough stupid things already.”
  • She looked at Dad one more time.
  • “You call me when you know what’s true, Dennis,” she said.
  • Then she put that truck in reverse. She checked her mirrors carefully, like a woman who’d been told to by the man at the rental counter. And she backed that long orange truck out of the driveway without unloading one single thing.
  • We all watched it go down Persimmon Street.
  • Nobody said a word until it turned the corner by the Methodist church.
  • I stood on the steps with the box of Blue Willow dishes in my arms. I’d been holding it the whole time. My arms were shaking, and I honestly didn’t know if it was the weight.
  • Dad stood at the top of the steps for a long minute.
  • Then he walked over to the porch swing. And he sat down on it.
  • On the other end. The end June used to sit on.
  • He hadn’t sat on that swing next to my mother in twenty years. I’m not sure he’d sat next to her anywhere in twenty years, except one row apart at June’s funeral.
  • Mom looked at him. Then she picked her coffee up off the rail and sat back down on her end of the swing.
  • She had a thermos on the porch floor by her feet. I hadn’t noticed it before. She unscrewed the lid, poured coffee into the cap, and handed it across to him.
  • “You still take it black?” she said.
  • “I take it however it comes these days.”
  • She laughed. Just a little, through her nose.
  • It was the first time I’d heard my mother laugh at something my father said since I was in grade school.
  • Then she reached down beside her on the swing and picked up the Saturday paper. She had it folded open to the classifieds. She slid it across the swing between them and tapped one ad with her finger.
  • I went up the steps and looked over their shoulders.
  • Part-time yard help, Miller Lumber. Forklift experience a plus. 24 hours a week. $14 an hour. Apply in person.
  • “You drove a forklift thirty-one years,” Mom said.
  • “My back,” Dad said.
  • “It says yard help, Dennis. Not lifting core boxes. Pulling lumber orders on a forklift for contractors. Sitting down.” She took a sip of her coffee. “You’ve been sitting down for six years. You can sit down for money.”
  • Dad looked at the paper. He looked at her.
  • He didn’t say anything.
  • But he didn’t hand it back, either.
  • I carried the Blue Willow into the kitchen and unpacked it into June’s old cabinets, one plate at a time. When I came back out, they were still on the swing.
  • Not talking. Just swinging a little, the two of them, drinking their coffee and watching the leaves come down.
  • >>PART 7

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